The Awards Ceremonies

So here I go. My top 10 reason for hating award ceremonies, and some possible suggestions.

1. We award millionaires for doing their jobs! Why are they treated like royalty? Red carpet. Man, walk in the building like everyone else! Where’s the award for the craft service people that never get tipped, or the poor runner that has to deliver scripts to your hideaway home in the hills of Glendale in his Hyundai. Honor one honor all I say.

2. People treat it like a holiday. Seems like work production comes to a halt when award time comes. It’s all the chatter in the office.

3. Restaurants/bars have the awards on instead of the game. I think sports trumps handing out trophies to actors.

4. Most of my male friends are all caught up in the festivities. They’re like star struck women, commenting on the clothing, etc. However, I would be interested in what they drive.

4. Everyone dresses in clothes they have no business in. Major designers showcase their latest work on TV to an audience who probably can’t afford even the sleeve!

5. The news, who should be reporting on real stuff, is also caught up in the latest happenings with the awards. They need to set an example of what’s important in society. Not popular.

6. It’s annoying how people comment on how well an actor spoke or of they stumbled or if they are nervous, micro-analyzing every move. Who are you, Marv Albert?

7. Watching the fake expressions on the winners face, as if they didn’t know they were gonna win. MAYBE the indie guys are truly surprised.

8. The pre-show interviews. UGH, I just wanna drive a truck through the red carpet. Really, how silly IS it that they do this. Maybe if the awards were once every 5 years, but c’mon.

9. The amount of different awards. If there are so many awards that means everyone will eventually get one. Then no one will do quality work if they are expecting it.

10. Actors with wild personalities can’t be themselves when presenting. They’re so proper and stuffy. BORING. (i.e. Jack Black, not so Tenacious D of you)

I guess thats it. As you can see I can find a problem with ANYTHING. but I do welcome your feedback. Peace.